Showing posts with label party tips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label party tips. Show all posts

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Is a Strip-O-Gram a bit too much?

How do I know or how can I tell if a Strip-O-Gram is or isn't too much for a party or to get for a loved one?

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There really isn't any way to tell if your lover, friend, family member or co-worker will get mad at you if you order them a stripper for their special day or not...

Not sure if your lover, your friend, a close family member or co-worker is going to love you or hate you forever after ordering them adult entertainment? You are definitely not the first one to be in this situation or predicament. More than 50% of bookings for male and female exotic dancers and strippers are primarily last minute. Most hold back and refrain from their first intuition when they acquired the genius and perfect gift idea out of fear. The seed is planted. Most likely a combination of the guest of honor's feelings provokes the idea to materialize as the night goes on. The more alcohol is consumed at the party or event people tend to become less reserved until Boom! The moment has come. Everyone is drunk, good music playing in the air and the party needs a second charge and spark to set it off just as you envisioned in the first place. The only problem is literally almost every dancer in the entire city is booked up and agencies are scrambling to try to find you someone, really anyone, to come perform for your party last minute. This sometimes can take hours to try to line up on a busy weekend. Many have experienced excitement, eagerness and joy at the actual thought, "Yes, let's do this"! An hour or two into it you start to rethink it all. What if they never show up? Or what if the guest of honor passes out or everyone is gone by the time he/she arrives? All are possible scenarios for sure! This my friend is the perfect opportunity and occasion to take full advantage of a Strip-O-Gram! Why this versus just ordering a regular stripper? I recommend this because if you are still worried if something will turn out okay or go over smooth with everyone present at the party (guest, guest of honor, home owner, family present, children present or public setting), this is something that can be customized and tailored to your liking. A Strip-O-Gram is where you surprise whoever with a stripper in full costume (ie; police, military, fireman, dress attire, casual, pool boy, server, hotel manager, handyman, cowboy, chef, leather, latex, 50 shades of grey, bunny costume, school girl, super hero, mascot, etc.) and role play their character costume for a few minutes. Then they start their strip show performance on the guest of honor. I recommend these because they are quick, easy, cheaper, user friendly and can be totally customized to your liking. Say for instance it wasn't perhaps the most ideal or appropriate environment. These entertainers doing the Strip-O-Grams know these are more for the "SURPRISE" and "WOW'' factor of it all. These entertainers can get full nude, half nude, just top less or keep it classy and leave their tops and bottoms on. The male dancers can be given special instructions such as, "Just go shirtless with light touching and dancing", because there are family, kids and children present. It can even be, "Hey, let's play it by ear and see how it goes". It can be, "Go all out and embarrass the shit out of them", or, "Hey, lets keep it to a thong, booty shorts and nothing too over the top, vulgar or genitals close to face". These stripper, exotic dancer and adult entertainers know these Strip-O-Grams can literally be anywhere between 5 mins all the way up to a couple or few hours depending on your guest. A Strip-O-Gram is probably the safest, best and most efficient way to test the waters when it comes to ordering a stripper online for someone you do or don't know what their response(s) will be like. If the party or crowd is totally into your party stripper then most likely they will get involved, encourage the performer, tip them and play a few of the entertainer's party games (if it's a female stripper). If tips are flowing steadily enough, then entertainers are likely to stay until the tips stop. A lot of people in the U.S.A. book these strippers on actual Strip-O-Grams for office parties, corporate events, birthday parties, bachelorette parties, sorority parties, family parties, public parties, restaurants, hair salons, nail salons, a country club, venue spaces, bars, night clubs, retirement parties and retirement homes. Most adult performers, entertainers and models have a slew of costumes to choose from if they have been in the business a few years. Now of course if your heart is set on Princess Leia, Darth Vader, a Super Hero or a Disney costume of some sort to actually be stripped out of, I believe at least half of the costume has to be recompensated to the entertainer.  These so called ' Strip - O - Grams ' are most useful and quite beneficial for the "less" comfortable and more socially awkward occasions where the taboo surprise will actually be in front of other close loves ones or associates. This could be for example members of a family, a co-worker(s), somewhere out in public, for a mom, for a dad, for a son, for a daughter, for a brother, for a sister, for a grandfather, for a grandmother, for a grand daughter, for a grand son, for an aunt, for an uncle, for a neice, for a nephew, for a cousin, for a step mom, for a step dad, for a loving girlfriend, for a loving boyfriend, for a close personal friend, for a best friend, for a close roommate, for a classmate, for a boss, for an employee, for a business partner, for a teacher, for a neighbor, for a wife, for a husband or for a husband AND wife! If not any of those one could just simply do this as a prank to someone you absolutely can't stand, want to humiliate, want to embarrass, you do not like or do not care about whatsoever. Mainly just because you know they will hate it and then they will hate you even more than ever! Mwahahaha! Mmmm... sweet sweet revenge. Lol. Just kidding... Or am I??? Let's not forget that Strip-O-Grams have been around for nearly 50 years. These have always been and can be good for nice big birthday celebrations such as a sweet sixteen birthday party (no touching & no nudity), a good eighteenth birthday party idea celebration (welcome to adulthood), a turning 21 year old birthday party surprise (first time can drink with live strippers ...at the same time) or a big 30th birthday party (coming into manhood, adulting & planning or practicing parenthood). Also these strippergrams are ideal and great fo a 40th birthday party (established in life, career & a clear sense & taste in relationships), a big 50th birthday party surprise (celebrating over the hill), a 60th birthday party gift idea (because they can't simply remember the rest of their years so why not) or even a big 70th or 80th birthday party surprise gift and present (because you just raised the life insurance policy & need money). Anybody older than that should probably consult a doctor or physician to make sure their heart is healthy enough for sex or at least to undergo such a wild and exciting party or event they won't know what to do with! If you can't figure out a party "reason or excuse" then you can always just order one for yourself for a private one on one show performance before ordering one online for a larger party or better yet before dragging everyone out to a strip club. Especially when you already know more than half of your group will veto the strip club or gentlemen's club idea, either just vote against it or you know they would never be caught dead or alive near especially inside an adult establishment such as a male revue, a male strip club or even a female strip club in the first place. You know how many of your friends just absolutely loved and adored the adult cinema, "Magic Mike or Chocolate City," whether they have ever even been to a strip club before or not. Everyone loves to entertain the idea but nobody will pull the freakin' trigger! So stop being THAT guy or girl who is the one always trying to drag or talk their friends into going out and having some adult fun. You can have the party entertainment literally delivered to your door like Uber Eats or any other kind of modern mobile delivery program or platform out there this day and age. This can be done reglardless of whether you are in Atlanta, Nashville, Phoenix, Las Vegas, New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Chicago, Denver, Dallas, Houston, Austin, New Orleans, Panama City Beach, Orlando, Miami, Jacksonville, Savannah, Charlotte, Jersey Shore, Baltimore, Washington, Philadelphia or even outside of the country! These mobile strip clubs and stripper agencies are all over the entire United States and for the most part all over the world. Just always do your research on the company or independent contractor before booking them. Check their reviews anywhere you can check them online, make sure they don't practice bait & switch tactics and always make sure that there is a live customer service rep answering your call just in case you need to get a hold of them for whatever reason. Any corner of the market online thorough research must be done because we all work entirely too much and too hard to just be swindled and bamboozled out of our hard earned income and money! Do not get ripped off ordering strippers online. So I truly hope my blog on Strip-O-Grams helped you out some and cleared the air some as far as what you might end up doing for your friend or loved one's birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, divorce, college, hotel, house, party bus party, mansion party, office party, corporate party, anniversary party, going away party, welcome home party, graduation party, retirement party, military party, summer party, lake party, boat party, beach party, pool party, tupperware party, tea party, poker party, sports party, football party, soccer party, holiday party, dragon con party, hooter girl party, lifestyle party, coming out party, swinger party, adult party, botox party, LGBT party, sex toy party, lingerie party, newly single party, pajama party, sleep over party, teen party, surprise party, celebrity party, man cave party, sports party, frat party, sorority party, house warming party, welcome the new neighbors party, hen's night party, game night party, costume party, Halloween party, Easter party, Christmas party, New Years Eve Party, toga party, wine tasting party, dance party, dinner party, pizza party, BBQ party, cocktail party, murder mystery party, Christmas in July party, karaoke party, pirate party, back to school party, Avon party, decades party, game day party, luau party, 4th of July party, Australian Day party, Mardi Gras party, flapper party, gangster party, casino party, when I grow up party, ABC party, Valentines Day party, black hearts party, Thanksgiving Day party, Melbourne Cup party, Disney party, super heroes party, Rubiks Cube party, beauty & the geek party, red cup party, anything but clothes party, silly hat party, Hollywood party, 90's Party, round the world party, masquerade ball party, zombie party, ugly sweater party, Harry Potter party, vampire party, fairy party, princess party, make out party, themed party, bingo party, 

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

2018 Strippers and Strip Clubs LIFE HACK Tricks - A Must See!

Here Are Some Tips For Getting The Most From A Stripper 💋

This section includes some tips (from bachelorpartytips.com) on how to get the most from a male or female stripper.

The guide is color coded:

Blue is primary for the boys

Pink is primarily for the ladies

Green is a go for both

Red is not really recommended.


Plan Ahead - As with anything, you've got to remember the 6-P principle: Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. Things to plan include:
Will the stripper come to you or will you go to them?

Do you have an adequate location?

Do you have adequate transportation?

What exactly do you want to see? Please don't let the law cloud your judgement here. Breaking the law at a bachelor/bachelorette party is par for the course.

Shop And Ask Around -There is always someone who knows more than they should about strippers. Find out which of your friends has spent too many singles lately and find out what they know. Be warned, strip clubs change personnel rapidly. A club that had the best strippers last year could be struggling now. The same is true for home stripper services.

Be Demanding On The Phone - The time to negotiate is on the phone. When the stripper has arrived and forty of your drunk friends are inside you won't be in a position to negotiate. The time to negotiate is when you are speaking on the phone and trying to arrange for a stripper. At this stage if they don't agree to your proposal you can always call another place. Be tough on the phone.

See Pictures - It isn't a bad idea to look at what you are ordering. It might require a visit to the stripper's agency, but it might be worth it. After all who doesn't want to spend five minutes looking at Hot bods in bathing suits.

Get Something In Writing - An agreement is writing is all you will have if the stripper doesn't arrive, is four hours late, doesn't perform, etc. Remember, you are dealing with questionable folks here. If they were reliable, responsible folks they would have a real job.

Possible Disappointments -

The stripper is late: HOw punctual can a person that does THIS for a living be? Any more than an hour late is a buzz kill. (it might be a good idea to schedule the stripper to be done in time to hit the strip joints afterward).

Bad seats at the strip bar: Call ahead to get better seats and a break on admission. The time to negotiate is not standing at the door. What are you going to do, leave?

Ugly stripper. Some of them are really ugly. The more remote your location the uglier they will probably be. Not everyone is willing to take off their clothes for money.

Boring show. Make sure something funny is going to happen. Most strippers have a "hook". It could be the pizza guy thing or the part where the groom drinks tequilla from her navel. Make sure it is something good. I saw a show once where the stripper (really kind of a dominatrix) handcuffed the groom and dressed him up with her lipstick. "Isn't he pretty" she screamed. It was hilarious.

Bride or Groom is not the center of attention. Make sure the stripper knows who the guest of honor is.

The law doesn't allow anything fun: This is a problem. It is not unsolvable however, you just have to do some more work. Find someone that knows someone that can get the real thing. Find out which strip clubs are breaking the law these days. I'm sure one of them is.

No Sober Form Of Transportation: This can be a common occurance. The D.D. has a few too many. Ouch. Pick your D.D. carefully.

You bought stripper drinks all night, paid for ten lap dances and the stripper does not go home with you: You are an idiot. Give up now.

Licking Lesbians Might Not Cut It - I have a friend that judges a bachelor party by how kinky things get. Actually, every guy I know judges a bachelor party this way. If you want kink, you've got to agree to it up front. Make sure the stripper(s) will bring their own equipment and try to get an agreement that they will use it. Otherwise you might pay for Lesbians and get two girls hugging. Like Larry Says "If I see one more Lesbian show without a double-@!(@* I'm going to puke".

You Might Not Like What Is Under That Thong - Male strippers generally "tie it off" or use a cock ring to maintain their erection. Let's face it, dancing in front of a crowd of drunk women isn't a turn on after the first three times. So you might not want to see the device that was necessary.

A Fiver Isn't Worth Five Singles - The stripper can't tell the difference between a five and a single from two feet away. Besides, five bucks isn't going to get you anything. See the idiots a the end of the bar, they are plopping down twenties and fifties and when the night is over they will be just as lonely as you.

Keep the money close to home - Don't throw money at the stripper. That is a waste. Get them to sing for their supper baby!

Put a rolled up single behind your ear.

Put a buck in your back pocket and scream "Grab it if you want it!".

Put a rolled up single in your cleavage.

No Cash Advances - The biggest scam going is for strip clubs to give you a cash advance on your credit card. Of course there is a surcharge. Sometimes I hear it is upwards of five bucks. There is nothing like making budgeting decisions with a strippers butt in your face. Decide how much bread you are bringing and stick to it. Hide an extra twenty bucks in your shoe. Your friends will think you are terrific when, after you close the last bar you can buy everyone grilled cheese sandwiches at the all night diner.

Lap Dances Should Be Done In Private - That way you can lie about what happened. After all, who wants to say that you wasted 20 bucks and all you got was a quick feel. It is much better to tell your friends some lewd tales the next day.

Learn The Real Rules By Watching Guys With Tattoos - Any strip club has regulars, they know what you can touch. They have tattoos. They sit near the stage. Watch them.

Hookers and Gigolos - You might want to think twice about this. Even if you have thought that it might be exciting, have you considered these factors:

Your friends will either be disgusted or will be pounding on the door to be next.

You may not be the first that night. Heck, you might not even be in the first ten.

You are one condoms thickness away from a venereal disease.

They are faking.

You really aren't that good.

Tattoos or No Tattoos - I once commented that I didn't like strippers with tattoos. One of my friends said that he did. We had a little discussion. Another friend pointed out that if you look around the strip bar the guys spending all the money have tattoos and they like tattoos. I guess strippers with tattoos just know their target audience a little better.

A Strip-O-Gram - Any place cute enough to call it a strip o gram, isn't cool enough to show anything hot. Do you really want to shell out a couple of hundred bucks and then not see any genitalia?

Lying - When telling the story to your girlfriend or boyfriend always do two things:
Add one item of clothing to the minimum that the stripper had on. If they were nude, say they had on a thong, if they had a thong say it was underwear. If they wore underwear, shoot yourself, you are an idiot.

Always leave out the raunchiest part and emphasize the cutest. Don't talk about the part where the lesbians had sex with each other. Talk about how Bob was so drunk he fell asleep before the stripper arrived.

You spent 10 dollars in singles. Everyone knows ten bucks can't buy enough to get you in trouble.

What is it With The Bodyguard Guy - If he is a little guy, they say he has a gun. If he is a big guy he doesn't need one. I never figured I'd test them. Be my guest though. Let me know how it goes (if you survive).

Avoid Up selling - Don't buy the strippers anything. This is called "up selling". It is the act of getting customers that have entered the club to spend more than they expect. First it was admission, then a six dollar beer, will you continue with a ten dollar lap dance, a twenty dollar private dance, buy the stripper a drink (for ten bucks), One hundred might get you into a shower with two strippers (hmmm, maybe up selling isn't too bad).

Be Wary of Pay-In-Advance - If these people were honest in business they wouldn't be exploiting people. If the stripper didn't have a cocaine problem they wouldn't be dancing for a living. Scumbags and coke-heads aren't the kind of people you should trust to make good on a promise. If you have to pay 1/2 in advance do so. Don't expect much if you pay everything up front.

If you are the groom, don't wear underwear - Everyone has seen the stage show where the stripper takes off the grooms pants to writer her name on his underwear. We have also seen the group of strippers give the groom a wedgie. How about when the strippers tear the waistband off his tighty whities. Give everyone a show, leave the underwear behind.


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