I am so excited to talk about the games we play at parties. A lot of people think that I just dance because I'm a stripper, but when we come to you it's a whole different story. I work at a mobile service company, not a club. Which is 200% better because all the rules are different and you're not surrounded by body guards the whole time, too! So here is a list of all the exciting games we play at parties.
First one we play is called “spank the bachelor”. We replace bachelor with whatever the occasion is. For example, if it’s a birthday party we call it “spank the birthday boy. You get it. So basically, it’s a dollar per spank. So, if we get $20, we give 20 spanks. It’s so funny how much money guys will give just to watch a stripper spank their friend. It’s amazing how silly these guys think it is. We usually make a good amount of money just off of that game, and it’s super simple.
Then, we play a game called “bobbing for dollars”. For this one we get the guy whose party it is to take off his pants and just have his underwear on. We get him and his friends to stuff dollar bills in their underwear and we pick them out only using our mouths. This one is a little harder because sometimes they stuff them deep down in their underwear and it’s hard to get them out. I am honestly horrible at that game. If I’m doing a one girl party, I skip the game all together because I’m so bad at it! The other girls I dance with are usually so much better and I let them be in charge of that game. Lol.
Third game, which is definitely my favorite, is called pussy pick up. I don’t know what you’re thinking but yes, we pick up dollar bills using our pussy’s. It’s amazing! So, basically, we get the guy to lay down on the ground on his back. Then we take dollar bills, fold them hotdog style, lay them all over his body, and pick them up using our pussy. We also will take them off your face for $20. Guys swoon over this game because they don’t know how we actually pick the dollar bills up, and I’m not going to tell you!
Then we do whip cream shots which always are a crowd pleaser. Basically, you get to lick whipped cream off of our bodies. So, it’s $20 for titty shots, $10 for ass shots, and $20 for bikini line shots. This is less of a game and more of an exciting activity everyone gets to be a part of. Again, guys love this game. Who wouldn’t!?
First one we play is called “spank the bachelor”. We replace bachelor with whatever the occasion is. For example, if it’s a birthday party we call it “spank the birthday boy. You get it. So basically, it’s a dollar per spank. So, if we get $20, we give 20 spanks. It’s so funny how much money guys will give just to watch a stripper spank their friend. It’s amazing how silly these guys think it is. We usually make a good amount of money just off of that game, and it’s super simple.
Then, we play a game called “bobbing for dollars”. For this one we get the guy whose party it is to take off his pants and just have his underwear on. We get him and his friends to stuff dollar bills in their underwear and we pick them out only using our mouths. This one is a little harder because sometimes they stuff them deep down in their underwear and it’s hard to get them out. I am honestly horrible at that game. If I’m doing a one girl party, I skip the game all together because I’m so bad at it! The other girls I dance with are usually so much better and I let them be in charge of that game. Lol.
Third game, which is definitely my favorite, is called pussy pick up. I don’t know what you’re thinking but yes, we pick up dollar bills using our pussy’s. It’s amazing! So, basically, we get the guy to lay down on the ground on his back. Then we take dollar bills, fold them hotdog style, lay them all over his body, and pick them up using our pussy. We also will take them off your face for $20. Guys swoon over this game because they don’t know how we actually pick the dollar bills up, and I’m not going to tell you!
Then we do whip cream shots which always are a crowd pleaser. Basically, you get to lick whipped cream off of our bodies. So, it’s $20 for titty shots, $10 for ass shots, and $20 for bikini line shots. This is less of a game and more of an exciting activity everyone gets to be a part of. Again, guys love this game. Who wouldn’t!?
The final game we do is called “tooter shooters”. This one is also one of my favorites just because it’s so fun and you literally couldn’t get this anywhere else. So, the tooter shooters are a vile of alcohol, like a test tube, and you get to take a shot out of our pussy! The guy sits down on a sturdy chair, spreads his legs, and then we put our head in between his legs and flip over so our pussy is right in their face, put the vile in our pussy, and then he takes the shot! You have to be somewhat flexible to play this game, so some girls choose not to do them. Which is totally fine- the most important thing is that the girls are always comfortable. But this game is truly amazing. Whoever came up with these ideas is a genius.
And those are all of our games! I love my job and I love working at a mobile service company instead of a club. You can’t get any of the games at a club, it’s really only house parties. The surprise and excitement of all of their faces when you pull those games out never gets old! So, if you are debating on whether you should go to a club or order strippers, ALWAYS order them. It’s way more fun, and you get to interact 100% more. Thanks for reading!
XO,
Lola
And those are all of our games! I love my job and I love working at a mobile service company instead of a club. You can’t get any of the games at a club, it’s really only house parties. The surprise and excitement of all of their faces when you pull those games out never gets old! So, if you are debating on whether you should go to a club or order strippers, ALWAYS order them. It’s way more fun, and you get to interact 100% more. Thanks for reading!
XO,
Lola
